I WalMart for you?

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

Walmart Employee: "Dat all? Okay, Bye."

867-5309

(217) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(262) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(303) 867-5309: Not in service.
(309) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(310) 867-5309: Temporarily not in service.
(312) 867-5309: "...867-5309 is being checked for trouble." ???
(313) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(401) 867-5309: GEM plumbers.
(403) 867-5309: Fast busy signal.
(412) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(413) 867-5309: Call could not be completed as dialed.
(414) 867-5309: Not in service.
(415) 867-5309: Some guy named Kevin who hangs up when you ask for Jenny.
(416) 867-5309: No answer.
(434) 867-5309: Cannot be completed as dialed.
(440) 867-5309: Not in service.
(502) 867-5309: Busy for well over a day.
(503) 867-5309: Busy signal.
(505) 867-5309: No answer.
(508) 867-5309: Waited 11 rings. No answer, no voice mail. Hung up.
(514) 867-5309: French out-of-service message.
(519) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(520) 867-5309: Chris's voicemail.
(541) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(573) 867-5309: Call could not be completed as dialed.
(608) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(612) 867-5309: A cell phone that forwards you to another cell phone.
(613) 867-5309: !!! Jamie, whose voicemail plays Tommy Tutone's song in it! I love this guy.
(617) 867-5309: The same plumbing company as area code 401.
(618) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(619) 867-5309: Temporarily not in service.
(630) 867-5309: Rang once, two beeps, then a busy signal.
(701) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(702) 867-5309: "The area code has changed to 775."
(703) 867-5309: Temporarily not in service.
(719) 867-5309: Voicemail for Larry Young, Probation Officer.
(720) 867-5309: Not in service.
(724) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(763) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(765) 867-5309: Not in service.
(770) 867-5309: No answer.
(773) 867-5309: Extension not recognized.
(775) 867-5309: Not in service.
(800) 867-5309: Rang and rang. No answer.
(802) 867-5309: Not in service.
(803) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(808) 867-5309: Cannot be completed as dialed.
(815) 867-5309: Not in service.
(817) 867-5309: Not in service.
(843) 867-5309: Call could not be completed as dialed.
(847) 867-5309: Some guy's voicemail.
(850) 867-5309: Voicemail - some girl named Carrie, Kerri, something like that.
(858) 867-5309: Fast busy signal.
(864) 867-5309: Call could not be completed as dialed.
(877) 867-5309: Some chick answered. No confirmation on whether or not it was Jenny.
(888) 867-5309: Rang and rang. No answer.
(919) 867-5309: Call could not be completed as dialed.
(925) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(952) 867-5309: Disconnected.
(970) 867-5309: Not in service.
(971) 867-5309: Fast busy signal.
(978) 867-5309: Disconnected.

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